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Thursday
Oct272005

We all have regrets

The description of this eBay item is hilarious.  You have to love a description that begins with: "You are bidding on a mistake..."  I'm glad to say that I never owned a pair of leather pants, but then there other mistakes I'd like to auction off on eBay.

Reader Comments (4)

that was a pretty harsh review on those leather pants. having owned some pleather silver pants, i take offense. yes, it may not be ideal to wear these pants on a first date, or even on a regular basis, but you must wear them like a white belt... when you are ready to rock.

for several years, my pants were with me in those wild times on halloween, unusual parties, or times where i was drunk and just happened to find them. yes, i was single and yes, i did hear they may look gay... but what a better way to meet an unsuspecting lady. they may not have worked all of the time or for everyone, but i had some fun when i did where them.

where are my silver pleather pants now, you might ask? did i take them with me when i evacuated? no, sadly they did not make the cut when i moved in with my fiance. they are in a goodwill shelter somewhere... waiting to rock.

*buyer of pants beware that all bodily fluids will flow out of leather pants and into your socks and shoes.*
October 27 | Unregistered Commenterwilliam schroeder
Ah, how I love a good eBay auction description. Make sure to read all the questions and answers. And for something *really* funny (in fact, ROTFL funny), go to the guy's feedback page and read the feedback he has left for others:

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberid=bsack&items=-1&item=8335653541&de=off
October 28 | Unregistered CommenterThe Mommy Blawger
If only it was this easy. I would sack up all of my regrets now. Well, at least, those that I remember.
October 31 | Unregistered CommenterTroy Worman
Thanks for interesting facts...
November 9 | Unregistered CommenterJenny

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