What's the frequency Kenneth?

My E-mail in-box often receives some really stunning correspondence, as in this gem that showed up with silent grace yesterday:

I bought my smart attorney but I lost my code number that why I can download my software. Plse sen me my cond number.thanks,

I'd be happy to send him his 'cond number' but modesty prevents me from assuming that I would have anything to do with his 'smart attorney' purchase.  I won't reveal the name the person used in their E-mail, which one has to believe is a psuedonym, but something tells me it's from Dan Rather.